Here's the winning Haiku:
Lavs tries to cheat us
By calling BZ winner
It was no Haiku
Yes, Katie, your whinging paid off! Choose an ornament for your prize.
And Zaide, I'm still awarding you for "Joseph" because it just fills my heart with love. So let me know which ornament you want.
And as for the rest of you, sorry. Will run another contest sooner or later, because you have all revealed the poets within.