Lola is well known for her idiot savant abilities (that's her with the glamorous fluffy coat on the right; Walt is keepin' it real on the left). Cara called today to report that Lois had pulled off the ultimate dog-trick today!
Seems Pia sent a package to the 'Nottis containing treats (for the humans), including a package of the coveted Red Vines. They put the box waaaaay in the back of the tree thinking it would be safe there. But not from EGL (that's Evil Genius Lois). When Patty came home at lunch, she found three perfectly intact gift packages sitting on Lois' bed. Not even a tooth mark or trail of dog slobber to test for doggy DNA. Naturally, P. was a teeny bit suspicious, so making like a CSI operative, she checked the back yard, where the Lo-dog takes everything. And there is where Lois made her fatal mistake: a half-eaten bag of Red Vines.
Lois, you can expect lumps of coal in your stocking this year.
6 comments:
guaranteed lumps of coal this year...but who can really blame her, you cant get red vines here, only poopy twizzlers. yuck!
ok I guess she was justified in stealing the RVs. But she should only love the black ones. Hope she doesn't go into diabetic coma or anything. Rotch says hide the other treatsies bc there is chocolate in there!
Definitely hide the other treats higher up! I'll see what I can do about sending more red vines. Maybe a new year's present!
just like her namesake!
Oh Lo, you're a smart, smart pooch. Have fun picking up her licorice bundles.
love that we were able to bring bundles into any conversation, especially a holiday one.
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