Okay all you haters of my 'Knitting Poem', I am throwing down the poetry gauntlet! I challenge you to write your own haiku! Winner will get a specially knit Christmas ornament from yours truly, so be creative!
Here are a couple of my own haiku (and be forewarned, I am a haiku master. I was the 5th grade accelerated reading haiku shogun!)
Snow falling gently Burying my golden Kia Where are my tire chains?
Tiny knitted pieces Fall from my needles quickly Now lost under chair
Christmas in three days How did it come so quickly Elves please wrap for me