This week, we interview various family members to see what they have to say about Cara & Tony living in Virginia!
Aunties Susan & B-Z (circa 1977): hey Cara, we put you in a cardboard box when you were 3 days old and showed you off in our booth at the Bothell Art Fair! Come home, and we promise to find another cardboard box for you to lay in (and one for you too, Tonsy!)
Your mother (high school days): come home you two, or I'm going to pull out the bib overalls and start wearing them to show my solidarity with West Virginians.
Cara, I just KNOW this is still how you spend every holiday. I promise to rock you if you come home!
Pooh Bear rockin' his trademark squint. The sun is WAY too bright there for a photo-sensitive guy like you. Get home where it's only sunny part of the year.
Auntie Jamie Clare says "get home y'all, before I hurl myself off this cliff face and into Lake Sammamish and get bitten by eels!"
Did you even KNOW that Pia has become a member of Heaven's Gate?
And were you AWARE that Uncle Joe had to have a tricky bit of plastic surgery done recently?
Lavs, Mimi, Grandpa Walter, Sliver and Clare are contemplating starting a cross-country hike to retrieve you two. And we WILL be wearing Daisy Dukes and head scarves.
Katie is going to join us, riding her Chubby Chopper. In her Strawberry Shortcake swimsuit.
The Gang says "it's not a party without you two, so get on home!" Bonus points to anyone who can name all the relatives in this picture.
And B-Z reminds us "This is what West Virginians look like...you've been warned"
10 comments:
This one is too good. I can't even come up with a worthy comment!
see, just come home so you can get this kind of quality humor EVERY day!
You are right, best post ever! LOVE it, excellent work!!! and i agree, Cara & Tony are missing out on our wonderful humor by being so far away, that is the worst part... :)
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enough said.
back row L - R: Bob, B-Z, Jamie Worl, Angela, Raymond, Doug, Clara.
front row L - R: Sliver, Patches, Susna, Loutie, Lavs, Koo Koo, Mona & Teen Tawn. The End
I quit. Nothing can beat this beauty. Car and Ton have ice in their veins if this doesn't work...of course, maybe you should have added their dear cousin Meggy in the mix and then this would have been fool proof!
If I could have found any pix of you Megs, you'd have been in it for sure. I did do your mom 2x does that count? And Susna, I KNEW you'd know everyone, who the hell is Patches?
The only person I recognized is Bob. Great GREAt GREAT post.
correct, BPE!!! Well we started out semi-cute and went ugly downhill fast. Good job on pic, Mare, I got all except Patches, thought it was Hinga Binga. Those two sure should know by now what they are missing.
Patches was a sweet dog that we got from the Herseths - and then they wanted her back - I was sad . . .
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