In the car this morning:Alex: Laurie, want to hear a song I learned at camp?
Lavs: Sure.
Al: "What Do You Do, When You have to take a Poo, In an English Country Gah-den? Pull Down your Pants, and Fertilize the Plants, in an English Country Gah-den! Chorus: Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper, TOILET PAPER".
Lavs: I don't think that is an official Camp Song?
Everyone: Sings song at top of lungs X infinity times.
4 comments:
Um, that is totes a camp song - we teach it too. Does he know verse 2?
What do you do when you have to take a wipe in an English country garden? You tear off a leaf to wipe your underneath in an English country garden. (Chorus to follow)...
ha, classic.
L in retrospect I think we were lucky we didn't get to go to camp. That book brings back great memories...when Megs was at WSU and having a bout of stuck bundles, I sent her a wrapped gift (at least she thought it was a gift) inside was "Everybody Poops"
yeah Camp Don Bosco prolly would have been a drag :-)
Ditto Katie, we just sang that last night at campfire. It's completely perfect for the camp setting! KT, way to throw in verse two.
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