In the car this morning:
Alex: Laurie, want to hear a song I learned at camp?
Al: "What Do You Do, When You have to take a Poo, In an English Country Gah-den? Pull Down your Pants, and Fertilize the Plants, in an English Country Gah-den! Chorus: Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper, TOILET PAPER".
Lavs: I don't think that is an official Camp Song?
Everyone: Sings song at top of lungs X infinity times.