Seriously, I have these questions and observations:
- How many boxes did Tom Cruise have to stand on to be taller than those models? 2? 3?
- Could they not have found a makeup artist/FX person who could paint on decent-looking fake tattoos?
- Ditto with the painted-on abs.
- Ugh, his NIPPLE.
- Lay off the Photoshop on the face please.
- Who is the target audience for this movie? I cannot think of a single demographic who might want to see it. Other than Scientologists?
- Also, his extensions. Lindsey Lohan called, she wants them back.
4 comments:
it's all horrifying.
cannot unsee.
and the hand heading down his pants??? i threw up in my mouth a little.
Katie - you were right on about everything - ugh!
Omg! This is the most hilarious post ever. I totally
Was like, is that his nipple?! Eeww! I thought his and we're real though. I am dying laughing.
You are HILARIOUS. This is HIDEOUS. You had me at 'how many boxes did he have to stand on.' Classic. And trust me, at least four.
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