Dr. Evil and Mini-Me

I looked out the window and saw Jon and his little buddy Mike working on the garden.  Both of them are wearing matching camo pants.  They are so cute!  Jon is our local god, the boys are constantly saying "Jon says..." or "Jon told us..."  Mom and I carry no weight with this crew.  Of course, Jon has the power to put them on Death Row and administer the death penalty, which gives him a certain power.  All we can do is yell at them.