Thursday, July 23, 2009

Why Jon Is Invaluable...


our little bro Jon is romancing Lorraine, hence the boys get to learn all kinds of new phrases...
Another car convo:
Alex: Laurie, what's a douchebag?
All other boys: Yeah, what is that?
Lavs: um...well, that's a not very nice name to call someone who is annoying...
Everyone (except Lavs): You're a douchebag!!! lololol

10 comments:

Katie said...

just tell them the dirty truth, then they'll be so disgusted they'll never say it! (maybe.) ;)

Katie said...

ps is that picture actually a douchebag? cuz it's terrifying.

Laurie said...

it's some sort of douching device and it IS terrifying. And their mother would never forgive me if I told them the truth. They have enough problems as it is :-)

Sue said...

couldn't you just teach them "Lopoxia" instead???

Cara said...

i think jon may have more issues than the boys!

Lis said...

That is a creepy looking thing...I must say I've never seen a douche bag and don't want to after that! Maybe you can teach them a shortened (DB?) version that's not so offensive. :-)

Meg said...

Actually Jon is probably telling them the MOST important things in life. Probably the best saying ever. But tell the boys not to ever call a bouncer at a bar a douchebag...or they will not very kindly be asked to leave. I thought your picture was some short of toilet plunger...is that thing real? That could only fit in the yarngina!

Laurie said...

guess you girls are all terrified of douching now aren't ya? Fear/Phobia #8732.

Laurie said...

It does seem even less appealing now that I've seen that creepy picture. The boys need Jon; they need a male figure to help them be normal boys!

Unknown said...

That last comment was mine. Didn't realize I was logged in as mom!