Thursday, September 8, 2011

WTF!!!!???

Evidently all kinds of animal hell broke loose while I was in VA!

WHICH I DID NOT FIND OUT ABOUT UNTIL TODAY.

1. We had a MOUSE.  Evidently it lives in our little woodpile.  And it got in the house.

2.  We had a BIRD.  Which was flying around in the kitchen.  And now the kitchen smells like death.  I've been cleaning like mad the last 2 days trying to figure out where the smell is coming from.  Tonight, Katie mentioned that it might have gotten trapped between the storm window and the window in the kitchen.  AND BE DEAD IN THERE.

People, this does NOT make me happy. AT ALL.  I'm the mother who tried to talk her 2 year old son into carrying a dead squirrel out of our basement.

Cara, I'm moving to Tennessee w you if the bird carcass doesn't get found and disposed of STAT.  By SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME.

8 comments:

Katie said...

this is why people get married. we need a man here STAT. cuz i don't do carcasses either.

Sue said...

let lulu do it - she will LOVE it! and what is this about Tennessee????

Laurie said...

Lulu is more scared of creatures than we are I think. And Cara has some cockamamie idea that she wants to live in Tennessee. We have plenty of time to talk her out of it, no worries :-)

Cara said...

i think tennessee is a great idea, and it has to be better than VA!

Laurie said...

but not quite as good as WA. Or at least it wasn't quite as good until your sisters left ME to take care of the dead thing in our kitchen.

Sue said...

Isn't Tennessee where they filmed the true story "Deliverance"?????

Meg said...

Tennessee? Well at least Cara and Tony's marriage will be legal there;).

Laurie said...

lol Pooh claims he wants nothing to do w Tenn. It's Cara and me in Nashville. We plan to stalk Pat Summit. And now that she has dementia, I'm totes IN with my Mimi-sitting experience!