Monday, May 23, 2011

A Book Review for Zaide (Too Late)

The B called me today (she was stuck in traffic), to tell me how terrible the latest Jean Auel book was.  LOL Zaids.  I already read it, and I pretty much agree it's not her best.  But I didn't want to be the only one to shell out the bucks for it. 

Warning: there are the usual assortment of "throbbing members" and "furry mounds" in this book, plus an interminable number of visits to painted caves and also the poem that never ends.  Now, I am very interested in prehistoric cave paintings (in fact, I'm planning to see "Cave of Forgotten Dreams" this week), but there were about 30 too many caves in this book. And that Jondalar is a real hound.

There's my review, Zaids.  Only 10 years till the next installment in the series!

4 comments:

zaideafraidey said...

it IS/WAS the worst ever. I kep thinking maybe this can be redeemed, she was have a very active sex dream life. This said from the first, who is of the 9th cave of the throbbing member who follows the path that leads to thw woman who talks to the wolf of the mother Zelandonni-x infinity.

Katie said...

i don't understand anything Zaide just said.

but it's def not making me want to read these books...

Laurie said...

sadly, I understand everything Zaide just said...

Lis said...

any book with throbbing member is out for me. and a throbbing member in a cave. I'm all for doing it outside and all but I'll pass on weird names and animals.