SHARK WEEK! It's back this week on the Discovery Channel, and what better programs to knit my Swedish Fish socks to than sharks eating various things (mostly people)!!!
One show is "Shark Attack Survival, probably the most useful hour of TV we've watched since Stacy and Clinton taught us about the perils of wide-legged pants on What Not to Wear." Since we are vacationing in tropical climes this Christmas, it may behoove us to memorize these tips:
First off, don't panic. Well, that's easy. Secondly, find something with which to bind your wound. Check! And lastly, grab some sort of weapon to fight off the sharks with.
Or follow my plan, which is to float in an inflatable chair in the pool.