One show is "Shark Attack Survival, probably the most useful hour of TV we've watched since Stacy and Clinton taught us about the perils of wide-legged pants on What Not to Wear." Since we are vacationing in tropical climes this Christmas, it may behoove us to memorize these tips:
First off, don't panic. Well, that's easy. Secondly, find something with which to bind your wound. Check! And lastly, grab some sort of weapon to fight off the sharks with.
Or follow my plan, which is to float in an inflatable chair in the pool.
4 comments:
LOVE shark week. so much. last night's eps were great.
you guys are making this sound good enough that I might have to watch.
MUST SEE TV. So awesome!
best quote ever last night: "Sharks are large meat-eaters, and I am large meat."
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