Who knew that Spokane was the world center of Monkey News items!? As a follow-up to last week's shocking monkey attack on French exchange student, today's paper HEADLINED a new monkey shocker! "Three Charged with Smuggling Rhesus Monkey" read the horrifying head, with a big article about how the feds searched several homes in the area for a smuggled monkey. Suspicion is on a mom-daughter gang, with SOMEONE having smuggled the monkey into the US under her blouse...the daughter is hoping 'someone in the monkey community' will help them in their time of need. Who even knew there was a monkey community!? AND the girl's name is Gypsy, so I say throw the book at her and put her in fed. prison where she belongs.
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um, hello - her mother lives in Northport. Enough said.
And with all this crazy monkey news, you better get on the horn with K.Pilk! He will be so excited to have some new monkey news! ;)
only in Spokane...now if lobster boy would just show up!!
again, WTF???
def. tailormade for Karl Pilkington...and I don't know WTF is going on here with our crazy wildlife. First moose now monkeys. Next mongoose? millipedes? mamba (deadly black)? the mind boggles (or moggles)
Did anyone else hear that they are euthanizing (SP?) the mondey today? They have to kill it to run brain tests for rabies to see if the bite victims need to get rabies shots. Seems a bit wrong to torture that poor innocent monkey that way. It's not his fault that he feel in with Northportians...I say get the rabies shots, and find the monkey a nice monkey home...And email K. Pilk the story right now Mom! He'll love it, and maybe you can get a shout out on the Rickey Gervais show...
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