Who knew that Spokane was the world center of Monkey News items!? As a follow-up to last week's shocking monkey attack on French exchange student, today's paper HEADLINED a new monkey shocker! "Three Charged with Smuggling Rhesus Monkey" read the horrifying head, with a big article about how the feds searched several homes in the area for a smuggled monkey. Suspicion is on a mom-daughter gang, with SOMEONE having smuggled the monkey into the US under her blouse...the daughter is hoping 'someone in the monkey community' will help them in their time of need. Who even knew there was a monkey community!? AND the girl's name is Gypsy, so I say throw the book at her and put her in fed. prison where she belongs.