Friday, November 30, 2007

Help Me Santa!


Santa, if you are a Fluther reader, you will drop a gardening kneeler down my chimney this year. Because my poor out of shape knees/legs/hips are so sore after 3 days of shelving books! No wonder this job is normally filled by limber 16 year olds. What were those crazy librarians thinking when they hired this fat old lady with arthritic knees for the job!!!

7 comments:

Sue said...

you need the scooter kind - santa will find one for you at molbak's!

Laurie said...

oh yeah that would be perfect. Lorene's legs are not made for this type of work. We function better when we are sitting in the ugly recliner.

Sue said...

i hear ya sister!

Meg said...

I'm thinking you might be fired if you get a kneeling, wheeling garden pad...might scare library goers and remind them of those people with no lower bodies who get around on skate boards.

Sue said...

they could leave her tips of she attaches a can to her cart!

Meg said...

No, they're going to need their extra change to pay for overdue books.

Laurie said...

oh you gals are too funny. I do like the idea of rolling around the lib on a little wheeled cart and pretending I have no lower limbs, and wouldn't I be protected under the ADA? just askin'