We didn't buy a pumpkin. We didn't put up any decorations. We didn't get out my wooden hands for freaking out trick or treaters.
We bought no candy. BOUGHT. NO. CANDY.
And we turned off the porch lights and ignored the one kid desperate enough to ring our doorbell.
Boo. Not fun at all. Next year, I'm going to hand out full size candy bars.
2 comments:
ala the Prentices. They were the only house with TorT's (damn those India people) and had full sizers with no treaters. Until a horde of JH boys showed up and got two candy bars each, were they thrilled. Watch out next year Prentices, your marked. As you are L-dine.
Oh I know, it was super lame. Never again! I don't want people to think I'm not All-American!
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