Jon is doing so much more than just the kitchen remodel!
The boys went downstairs to wake up 'the guys' (as Jon and Anthony are officially known; they are camping out in the family room) this morning. I stayed out of the fray, wisely it seems. Next thing I heard was the sound of full body slams, screams of laughter, launching of bodies through space, etc. Such a fun way to start the day!
The boys then demonstrated the new 'moves' Jon taught them:
- The "Eagle Claw": you make your hand into a claw and rip your opponent's heart from his chest. You then take a big bite out of the still-beating heart, chew it a couple of times, then spit it out on the ground in total disdain for your enemey.
- The "Buddhist Hand": this one takes hours evidently. You must hold your hand up in the 'ready to chop' position until it is full of kung-fu energy, then you are ready to slay your opponent with pure K-F power. Not good in situations where your enemy has a weapon, as they can kill you about a thousand times over before you are powered up.
- The "Heart Massage": an oldie but a goodie. Press hand into enemy's chest and massage until death or they collapse, overcome from tickling.
These are just a few of the great things Jon is passing along to the next generation. Worship? Just a little!
