Thursday, October 13, 2011

Settle Down, Park Nazi!

I took Lucy for a walk in the park this morning.  All good, except I forgot to bring a poop bag.  And of course, she pooped.  As soon as she finished her business, I set off in search of a bag (the park has a station with poop bags, but it was a ways from where she dropped her load).

This guy turns to me and yells "YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THAT THERE ARE YOU!?".

Calm down, David.  I had no intention of doing so.  And did indeed return to scoop the poop.  I realize he didn't know I was a good person who would NEVER leave dog shit in the park.  But still, geez.  Do I look like a scofflaw??

PS I managed to get the Gentle Leader on Lulu!  No ripped off bwoken arm!  Just hurt feelings thanks to Poop Nazi.

5 comments:

Cara said...

a-hole!

Lis said...

you should have said, "nope, thanks though!"

Laurie said...

wish I had. Or that Lucy was a mean dog and I could have ordered her to attack.

Pia said...

Love you. did you flip the douche off? PS, you know that "Calm down David" is a quote from Pretty Woman... You are quoting a Julia Roberts' movie. Try not to hate yourself too much.

Laurie said...

no I didn't know specifically which movie it was from, just had that vague feeling of creepiness :-0 Didn't flip Douchey Doucherson off either, as he had a point. But still, he could have made said point in a nicer manner.