Seriously, I have these questions and observations:
- How many boxes did Tom Cruise have to stand on to be taller than those models? 2? 3?
- Could they not have found a makeup artist/FX person who could paint on decent-looking fake tattoos?
- Ditto with the painted-on abs.
- Ugh, his NIPPLE.
- Lay off the Photoshop on the face please.
- Who is the target audience for this movie? I cannot think of a single demographic who might want to see it. Other than Scientologists?
- Also, his extensions. Lindsey Lohan called, she wants them back.