What would you do if you were confronted by THIS outside your bedroom door every morning:
Me? I shudder with revulsion and terror.
What is it? A "Hoofer". AN ACTUAL COW HOOF CUT OFF AN ACTUAL COW. This is supposed to be a "dog treat", but it's the stuff of a living nightmare on Tekoa Street.
I'm mailing the 'twin set' to Lois and Walter. Maybe their owners aren't as easily terrified.