I seem to be fixated on my 'live on a farm' dream lately. I found this 'hen school' class in England, and it's only 45 pounds to attend! Of course, I'd also have to pay to get to England and back, plus overcome my fear of chickens, but those are minor details compared to the possibility of going to HEN SCHOOL.
And they have a pattern to knit sweaters for chickens. Win-Win!