Monday, May 14, 2012

Cannot. Unsee.

Instant sweeper of the Razzies, "Rock of Ages", is now Instant Winner of Worst Magazine Cover of The Year (AND worst Photoshop)

Seriously, I have these questions and observations:

  1. How many boxes did Tom Cruise have to stand on to be taller than those models?  2? 3?
  2. Could they not have found a makeup artist/FX person who could paint on decent-looking fake tattoos?
  3. Ditto with the painted-on abs.
  4. Ugh, his NIPPLE.
  5. Lay off the Photoshop on the face please.  
  6. Who is the target audience for this movie?  I cannot think of a single demographic who might want to see it.  Other than Scientologists?
  7. Also, his extensions.  Lindsey Lohan called, she wants them back.
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4 comments:

  1. KatieMay 14, 2012 at 5:58 PM

    it's all horrifying.

    cannot unsee.

    and the hand heading down his pants??? i threw up in my mouth a little.

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  2. SueMay 14, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Katie - you were right on about everything - ugh!

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  3. LisMay 15, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    Omg! This is the most hilarious post ever. I totally
    Was like, is that his nipple?! Eeww! I thought his and we're real though. I am dying laughing.

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  4. MegMay 17, 2012 at 6:54 AM

    You are HILARIOUS. This is HIDEOUS. You had me at 'how many boxes did he have to stand on.' Classic. And trust me, at least four.

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