I took Lucy for a walk in the park this morning. All good, except I forgot to bring a poop bag. And of course, she pooped. As soon as she finished her business, I set off in search of a bag (the park has a station with poop bags, but it was a ways from where she dropped her load).
This guy turns to me and yells "YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THAT THERE ARE YOU!?".
Calm down, David. I had no intention of doing so. And did indeed return to scoop the poop. I realize he didn't know I was a good person who would NEVER leave dog shit in the park. But still, geez. Do I look like a scofflaw??
PS I managed to get the Gentle Leader on Lulu! No ripped off bwoken arm! Just hurt feelings thanks to Poop Nazi.
a-hole!
ReplyDeleteyou should have said, "nope, thanks though!"
ReplyDeletewish I had. Or that Lucy was a mean dog and I could have ordered her to attack.
ReplyDeleteLove you. did you flip the douche off? PS, you know that "Calm down David" is a quote from Pretty Woman... You are quoting a Julia Roberts' movie. Try not to hate yourself too much.
ReplyDeleteno I didn't know specifically which movie it was from, just had that vague feeling of creepiness :-0 Didn't flip Douchey Doucherson off either, as he had a point. But still, he could have made said point in a nicer manner.
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